The person hit in the crosswalk arrives at the hospital:
Doctor: What were you doing, walking outside like that?
Crosswalk person: I was walking to the grocery store.
Doctor: Why didn't you take Marble st. instead of City ave. City ave. has a lot of fast cars on it and if you hadn't been there, this car wouldn't have hit you.
Crosswalk person: Sorry, I just wasn't thinking clearly about it at the time.
Doctor: And why were you walking to the grocery store anyway? Did you need to go to the grocery store? Where you out of groceries or were you just going to get soda?
Crosswalk person: Um... I am not sure what that has to do with anything cause I need help regardless, but since you ask, I was going to get soda.
Doctor: Well sorry, but we cant help you. You should have thought about what street to take and if it was really necessary before you decided to walk to the grocery store. Going to the grocery store for soda isn't a good enough reason to get access to medical care. Next time think about protecting yourself and maybe not going to the grocery store for soda unless you can live with the possible consequence of getting hit by a car. Oh, also you are responsible for the hospital bill for the driver of the car.
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